10 Reasons Why 2.0 Headlines Are Full Of It

Linkbait Headlines
Today I feel like conquering the world.

So I guess I will go to my favorite social networks and browse around tags looking for quality posts that will provide me with that golden information I need.

After all, search engines are full of spam so I better look for my information on user powered content communities, right? That’s where you get the goodies. So, my objective today is to conquer the world, let’s see if I can find out how to achieve it.

Here I am skimming through the headlines:

  • Become Greater Than Alexander The Great In 6 Easy Steps
  • 12 Reasons Why You Should Start Building Up Your Army Right Now
  • Enslaving Prisoners: A How To Guide
  • 10 World Domination Tips That Actually Work
  • 29 Reasons You Need To Stop Invading Countries Right Now
  • 6 World Domination Laws I Do Follow
  • How I Increased My Country Invasion Success Ratio By 300%
  • Julius Caesar offers 5 Peaks Into The Secret Of Success
  • 13 Ways To Know You Are A Good World Conqueror
  • 4 Cool Features Your Missile System Has (And You Are Not Exploiting)

Right on. I didn’t think such an endeavor would turn up to be so easy. Now I guess I will vote for these stories, skim through some of the articles (well, maybe tomorrow) and bookmark them on my other bookmarking sites.

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6 comments ↓

#1 Nils on 09.27.07 at 1:39 pm

Heheheh thanks for the laugh man, hilarious :D

#2 DangerMouse on 09.28.07 at 5:47 am

Any chance you can post links to these articles? They don’t come up in a Google search… do I sense link bait?

#3 Nature Wallpaper on 10.04.07 at 9:45 am

yea I can’t find them as well! :( :(

#4 Gotan Raider on 10.05.07 at 10:48 am

I hope you are joking :)

#5 Friday Tea Time - 10/5/07 » TheMadHat on 10.05.07 at 10:57 am

[...] * Conquer the world in 10 easy steps and why this headline is crap. [...]

#6 Jack Shipley on 02.07.08 at 2:54 pm

All but #8 appeal to those seeking the easy path, Butterfly. It’s not easy climbing one peak much less three.

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