So I guess I will go to my favorite social networks and browse around tags looking for quality posts that will provide me with that golden information I need.
After all, search engines are full of spam so I better look for my information on user powered content communities, right? That’s where you get the goodies. So, my objective today is to conquer the world, let’s see if I can find out how to achieve it.
Here I am skimming through the headlines:
- Become Greater Than Alexander The Great In 6 Easy Steps
- 12 Reasons Why You Should Start Building Up Your Army Right Now
- Enslaving Prisoners: A How To Guide
- 10 World Domination Tips That Actually Work
- 29 Reasons You Need To Stop Invading Countries Right Now
- 6 World Domination Laws I Do Follow
- How I Increased My Country Invasion Success Ratio By 300%
- Julius Caesar offers 5 Peaks Into The Secret Of Success
- 13 Ways To Know You Are A Good World Conqueror
- 4 Cool Features Your Missile System Has (And You Are Not Exploiting)
Right on. I didn’t think such an endeavor would turn up to be so easy. Now I guess I will vote for these stories, skim through some of the articles (well, maybe tomorrow) and bookmark them on my other bookmarking sites.
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6 comments ↓
Heheheh thanks for the laugh man, hilarious
Any chance you can post links to these articles? They don’t come up in a Google search… do I sense link bait?
yea I can’t find them as well!
I hope you are joking
[...] * Conquer the world in 10 easy steps and why this headline is crap. [...]
All but #8 appeal to those seeking the easy path, Butterfly. It’s not easy climbing one peak much less three.
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